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As Shakespeare once wrote, “Now was the summer of our content.”

As Abraham Lincoln once said, “bottom text”

As Caesar once said, “I left, I heard, I relinquished.”

As Churchill once said, “If Hitler invaded hell, I would make at least a favorable reference to Percy Jackson & The Olympians in the House of Commons.”

As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Don’t trust everything you read on the internet”

As Mahatma Ghandi once said, “An eye for an eye will make the world run out of spare organs.”

As Jesus once said, “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, that’s pretty good grounds for divorce, but don’t take it from me I’m single, at least on my Facebook.”

As Donald Trump once said, “A house divided cannot stand”

As Heraclitus once said, “You can’t fuck the same ass twice.”